Raised by an Architect & Interior Designer for Iranian royalty, Pirouz was moulded with an eye for details, craftsmanship & guidance from a vibrant artistic community.
B I T E M E
Grilled Cheese Sticks. 9.00
Cheddar & Swiss on sourdough served with
a side of tomato soup
Piggy Sticks 12.00
Bacon, Cheddar & Swiss on sourdough serviced
with a side of tomato soup
Nacho Libre 9.00 Nachos with cheese, your choice of protein,
chili, jalapeño, pico de Gallo, and sour cream.
Add Guacamole +$2
Truck Stop Frito Pie 9.00 Fritos, chili, cheese sauce,
and chopped onion
Don't Talk Mac 10.00
Three cheese mac n cheese
add bacon +$2
Chicken that got Choked. 13.00 Dry-rubbed wings tossed in a choice
of buffalo or bbq sauce
Twisted & Salty 12.00
Salted soft pretzel balls served with
house cheese sauce & house honey mustard
Hot Tots. 10.00
Tater tots served with BBQ and Ranch.
Messy Tots 12.00
Chili, cheese sauce, onion
Kitchen Sink Tots 13.00
Cheese sauce, bacon, onion, tomato, jalapeño,
drizzled in BBQ sauce
Border Wall Tacos 4.00
Choose from chicken, carne asada, or carnitas.
Topped with pico de gallo and house-made
salsa
Tater Tot Taco 3.00
Topped with cheese, lettuce, and house-made salsa
add guacamole +$2
make it Trashy; add hot Cheetos +$.50
S O U P S N S A L A D S
No Fly in My Soup 9.00
Bowl of tomato soup or chili
served with sourdough toast
Cobb Salad 10.00
Iceberg lettuce, hard boiled egg, blue cheese
crumbles and tomato + add bacon $3
+add chicken $4
The Wedgie 10.00
Iceberg wedge, blue cheese dressing,
bacon & tomato
S A N D W I C H E S
Sloppy Joe Dirt 13.00 Traditional sloppy joe sliders
topped with pickle
Single Wide Burger + Bag of Chips 15.00
1/3 Pound burger, American cheese,
lettuce, tomato, pickle, & special sauce
+ Add bacon $3
Double Wide Burger + Bag of Chips 19.00
Two 1/3 Pound burger patties,
American cheese, lettuce, tomato,
pickle & special sauce + add bacon $3
The Big Dog 14.00
1/2 pound hot dog 'cause size matters.
+add chili & onion $1 +add cheese $1
+add bacon $2 +add jalapeno $.50
Nightly TV Dinner Special 20 .00
Choice of Mom the Meatloaf or Finger Licken'.
Fried Chicken, served with mashed potatoes n gravy, mixed veggies, dessert brownie, and a Jello shot.
(limited number available, no substitutions)
H A P P Y E N D I N G S
Ice Cream Sandwich 8.00
Rice crispy treats and
vanilla ice cream & sprinkles
Granny Dentures 7.00
Red apple slices, peanut butter, & marshmallows
B.Y.O. Campfire Smores 17.00
Build your own smores (Serves 4)
Cotton Candy Ball 5.00
We like to serve your food when it's hot n' ready, so it may come out separately.
An 18% gratuity will be added to parties of 6 or more
C O C K T A I L S
Murica f@$k Yeah! 14.00
American Born Peach Bourbon, Triple Sec,
lemon juice, simple syrup, with club soda
Trump Dew 15.00
Redneck Riviera Whiskey, Orange Vodka,
Mt. Dew, and Cotton Candy Toupee
Mexican Mullet 14.00
Smirnoff Tamarind Vodka, Raspberry liqueur,
lime juice, club soda with a Tajin rim
Gin Ricky-Bobby 14.00
Knotty Sauce Gin, lime juice, simple syrup
and club soda
No Karen, You Can't Speak to the Manager 14.00
Trailer Park Vodka, Lemon juice,
Strawberry puree and club soda
Tramp Stamp 15.00
Hideout Peach Vodka, Hideout Orange Vodka, lemon juice, simple syrup, topped with Sprite & a cherry gummy
Doggie Style 14.00
Hera the Dog Vodka, Amaretto, OJ and Club Soda
Romantic Explosion 15.00
Tres Paraguas Silver Tequila, lemon juice,
Squirt, topped with Pop Rocks
Honkey Donkey 14.00
Galan Reposado Tequila, Ginger Beer, bitters,
and lime juice
John Daly 14.00
Deep Eddy Sweet Tea Vodka, lemon juice,
simple syrup
Tijuana Taint Tickler 15.00
Ghost Blanco Spicy Tequila, triple sec, simple syrup, lime juice with Tajin rim
Henny Boo-Boo 15.00
Buffalo Trace Bourbon, simple syrup, bitters
and orange peel
Titos n Vodka 12.00
The finest Texas Titos Vodka, club soda & lime
Hard Slushy 12.00
Trailer Park Frozen Slushy of the Week
Skrewball Specialty Slushy 13.00
Choose between Skrewball Specialty Cocktail
Slushy or the Trailer Park's flavor of the week
frozen slushy
Get 'Er Done! 14.00
White Claw Mango Vodka, Mango Puree, lime juice & Sprite
HAPPY HOUR (5PM - 8PM)
Grilled Cheese Sticks. 7.00
Cheddar & Swiss, Sourdough served w- side of tomato soup
Piggy Sticks. 10.00
Bacon, Cheddar & Swiss, Sourdough served w- side of
tomato soup
Hot Tots. 8.00
Tater tots served with BBQ and Ranch.
Twisted & Salty 9.00
BEER / BURGER 19.00
WELLS 6.00
CRAFT BEER 8.00
Specialty Cocktails 10.00
ON TAP
Bud Light 4.2% 7.00
Stone Buenaveza Lager 4.2% 9.00
Maui Brew Pineapple Mania Wheat 5% 9.00
Twisted Hard Iced Tea 8% 9.00
Mother Earth Cali Creamin' Cream Ale 9.00
Karl Strauss Red Trolley Red Ale 5.8% 9.00
Ale Smith 394 Pale Ale. 6% 9.00
Coronado Weekend Vibes IPA 6.8% 9.00
Second Chance Hazy IPA Fluffy Tangerine Cloud 7.2%
9.00
CANS
Busch Light 6.00
Cider 9.00
Guinness Stout 14oz 10.00
Michelob Ultra Tall 11.00
PBR 24oz Tall Can 9.00
BOTTLES
Coors Light 7.00
Miller High Life 7.00
Modelo 9.00
Mickeys. 7.00
Budwiser 40oz 16.00
*Mini Keg 5L Heineken 68.00
WINE
Porch Pounder, Rose 6.7 oz can 10.00
Jaume Serra Cristalino Brut Champagne Split 11.00
House Wine, Sauvignon blanc 12oz can 16.00
House Wine, Rose Carbonated 12oz can 16.00
Underwood Pinot Noir 12oz Can 16.00
Woodbridge, Chardonnay 6.3oz Can 9.00
Woodbridge Red blend 6.3oz can 9.00
SELTZERS
Topo Chico Hard Seltzer 12oz 4.7% 10.00
High Noon Vodka Seltzer 12oz 4.7% 10.00
Onda Tequila Seltzer 12oz 5% 10.00
Cutwater MangoRita 12oz 12.5% 11.00
Cutwater Pina Colada 12oz 13% 11.00
Cutwater Espresso Martini 12oz 13% 11.00
White Claw Hard Seltzer 13oz 5% 11.00
SHOTS
Dickle my Pickle. 13.00
A shot of Dickle Tennessee Sour Mash Whiskey
served with a pickle juice back
Willie' Dont Cum in da Hot Tub! 12.00
Shot of Coconut Rum, Trailer Park Vodka & a Jizzle of Irish Cream
Jello Shot 3.00
Vodka and Cherry Jello 1.5oz
NON - ALCOHOLIC
Soda 4.00
Coke, Sprite, Diet Coke, Ginger Ale, Mt Dew, Squirt
Juice Cranberry, Orange, Grapefruit, Pineapple 4.00
Ginger Beer Cutwater Ginger Beer 6.00
Red Bull or Sugar-Free Red Bull. 6.00
Rogue 30 mg CBD Seltzer Blackberry Cucumber 10.00
Coroa Non Alcoholic Beer 8.00